Gangplank

Gangplank: YARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHAR! I see that me crew have properly introduced themselves! That be great! Now, I be yer captain, Gangplank, The Saltwater Scourge! Yarharharhar! I be worth 500,000,000 beries and the most wanted member of the Strong Arm Pirates! Me wife introduced herself as me wife, so I introduce ye to the other couples on this here crew! Sachio and Maria be one! And so be Herbert and Maple! Greg, Virgil, Flame, Chilled, Lucus, Hisachi, and Jared are still single bastards! After becoming King of the Pirates, we be given a chance to fight other well known crews, in a Pirates Tournament! Come to Coli Isle and cheer on the Strong Arm Pirates! YARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHAR!